January 2011
42 posts
It's not unusual to get a boner at the movies.
It’s not unusual if it was Toy Story 3.
SNL's Skins.
SO. ACCURATE.
Jesse Eisenberg last night.
LOVEEEE.
Today I won a Boston Scholastic Art Award and had...
My art teacher didn’t find it necessary to tell me last week and he’s pissed I haven’t brought the piece back into him. Hate people. Thanks for the congratulations, douche bag.
Tomorrow, with assistance from my mother, I'm...
This wouldn’t be a big deal if it weren’t for the fact that I’m not quite 16.
Therefore, I’m excited. A lot.
No school today = going to work in my pjs.
“Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather...”
– John Green (via thecaptivemind)
The people at my high school do not understand...
They’re like “Why was that guy so angry about taking a dump? Geez.”
And I’m like “YOU DO NOT KNOW SKINS LIKE I KNOW SKINS.”
I just helped my sister with filling out paperwork...
I shit you not, her name is Anita Handy.
Anita Handy. Just say it out loud people.
She needs a handy.
Julie Bowen on Conan is one of my favorite things.
I’ve just rewatched the video, when she refers to her son as ‘fatty’ and Coco’s like “You should really learn their names” omg.
Watching the after party
On Matthew Bomer “I don’t think you won anything tonight, but congratulations on your face.”
I AGREE.
Final golden globe post:
Could someone please manufacture a gif of RDJ fist pumping?
Ok, I can accept Colin winning.
He makes me smile, I enjoyed his acceptance. ‘specially his nod to Helena.
Also, his man-love triangle.
I really can't decide if I want Ryan or James to...
They should just keep showing shots of Ryan...
And jake Gyllenhaal. And James Franco.
Fuck, I would enjoy just a constant audience camera.
Tim Allen: “You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pities.”
I yelped.
I missed almost the entire Golden Globes because I...
Whut? Why?
My brother actually just mistook me for our 40...
Never putting my hair up again.
Nawww
When Dougie and Harry were like
“I hate you at the best of times”
“I love you at the worst of times” (:
My grandfather is constantly dropping hints that...
I just give him weird looks like. QUE?
sorry I cant decide, but that doesnt mean you get to.
I have no school tomorrow but I still won't be...
Screw having a ‘flexible’ job. They’re basically like, no school? WORK TIME.
No school tomorrow, again. LIFE IS WONDERFUL.
leave reasons you hate em in my ask lol
themainegarrett:
ih8emilyskywalker:
i hate her cause
she’s a cunt
she’s a dumbass
she says wicked all the time
idgaf
idgaf
she’s a cunt
seriously?
‘she says wicked all the time’ Well then I guess you can hate me too, Asswipe!
No school again tomorrow (:
I'm a sophomore in high school who is asked...
This is starting to really weigh on me.
Kindly stop, mother.
I want someone to approach me and tell me my...
Cause everyone asking me is starting to get frustrating when I don’t have any idea.
It needs to be known that when it rains while the...
Is it just me that has to always have tumblr as...
If it’s not, I always slide it over. It freaks me out when I don’t see it there. Even if I’m not checking it at all, it has to be open and in that spot.
on and on we whisper.: Taylor Swift and Jake... →
uprightcitizens:
TRACKLIST:
Let The Leaves Fall
Thanks
My Brokeback Heart
I Don’t Know Why He Quit Me
I’m Spending New Year’s Alone This Year
Don’t Donnie Darken My Doorstep
The Day After Tomorrow (Is When You’ll Say You Want Me Back)
Oh Jake, My Jake (You’re Naked With Anne…
quality.
My books finally came.
Except one of them is large print, and its so ridiculously big that it needs to be returned.
I'm paranoid people can see me.
they’re watching.
Finally got Skype.
I feel so behind the times.
“When my daughter bit her brother I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth, she cried and cried but she never bit again, smiley face”
“Oh, well, the smiley face makes it okay. I water boarded our toddler LOL.”
Modern Family will never not be funny.